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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bluelightning42
missmaceymouse

Two more adorable Disney wedding dessert options

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I want these right now. omg

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hateweasel

Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:

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Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

askingpreciado askingpreciado

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hateweasel

Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:

convertingtolight convertingtolight

Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

askingpreciado askingpreciado

please reblog this

jigokuhana
malfvoys malfvoys

alright disney,,,,,,if yall are really going on some ‘live action remake of all our old cartoon movies spree’ then listen up,,,,,atlantis. do you hear me?atlantis the lost empire (2001). diverse cast. strong plot. good moral lessons that kids will understand. everything. no more cinderella no more snow white no more sleeping blondie. a t l a n t i s

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innermirror
  • princess tiana: raises money on her own and starts her own business as a black woman in the fucking 20s
  • everyone:
  • princess anna: kinda saves her sister after getting played off as the silly quirky girl the entire movie and totally relies on the help of sven and a funny looking donkey
  • everyone: WHOA!!!! WHAT A FEMINIST!!!!! HOLY SHIT THE ONLY DISNEY PRINCESS TO EVER HAVE GIRL POWER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHI
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bluelightning42

PSA

hullclean hullclean

IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A DISNEY PRINCESS AND YOU ARE GOING SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE ARE GOING TO BE KIDS THAT WILL COME UP TO TALK TO YOU

YOU!!!! CAN!!!! NOT!!!! BE!!!! ANTI!!!! SOCIAL!!!! TO!!!! THEM!!!!

FOR REAL, I JUST WATCHED A VIDEO OF A GIRL DRESSING UP AS ANNA AND SHE WENT TO HER LOCAL MALL

SHE WENT INTO THE DISNEY STORE

WHEN A LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO HER AND TRIED TO TALK TO HER

THE COSPLAYER WALKED AWAY 

AND LOOKED AT THE LITTLE GIRL LIKE SHE WAS NUTS

THAT IS HORRIBLE

I USED TO DRESS UP AS SNOW WHITE FOR CHARITY EVENTS WITH CHILDREN

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW AWKWARD IT WAS WHEN OUR ELSA DID NOT TALK TO CHILDREN

SHE WAS NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING OR BEING AROUND THE KIDS AND THAT MAKES THE KIDS UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A CHARACTER THAT IS POPULAR AMONG CHILDREN, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE NICE TO KIDS

TO THEM, THEY ARE ACTUALLY MEETING THIS CHARACTER THAT THEY LOVE OR KNOW

IT IS UP TO YOU TO NOT BE A DICK

teenyfaeprince

You also gotta know that if you’re going somewhere where there will be children and you’re in a costume even slightly similar to a Disney character they will think you are that character. 

 My hair is dyed white and at last year’s Ren Fest I was dressed as a water nymph. So i was in all blue, with glittery blue heeled boots on. Personally, I would have never thought that I looked like Elsa. I had leggings on, not a dress. And no ice themed anything. But that didn’t stop the sweetest little princess from asking me if I was Elsa. 

 I’ll admit that I was thrown for a loop, since I thought I was a pretty convincing mermaid on land with my scale print leggings. But I’m not a dick so I quickly recovered and said I was her cousin. Kids are more than happy to accept that and she smiled then shyly ran back to her mom to tell her she met Elsa’s cousin. 

If you’re in a glittery costume of any sort, in a place where children will be, be prepared to be nice to them. Otherwise you’re just a jerk. No one likes jerks.

fangirltothefullest

Children love costumes and if you are in anything colourful or with a colourful wig; if you have shiny clothes or an amazzing dress; if you’re wearing armour or have a fancy staff; if you’re in partial fursuit or the full costume, they WILL like it. They will often want to approach you and if you look friendly they will often want hugs because that’s what kids do. If they see you in public they’ll think whatever faerietale or child thing that pops into their heads first and go for it. If you look like Ariel that’s what they see. If you’re a giant purple dog (and they aren’t afraid of people in full costume) they’ll treat you like a real puppy. Children have the best imaginations, and it’s wonderful and refreshing, and it only takes a few moments of your time to make a child’s day just by acknowledging them if you’re in costume!

Source: mmarkcohenn
perks-of-being-chinese
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advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

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Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

vvhitehouse vvhitehouse

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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perks-of-being-chinese
halleregina halleregina

Okay now that I’ve finally quit Denny’s let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is

  • The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I’ve never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go.
  • Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn’t find anything wrong with it.
  • People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week.
  • It’s open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening. 
  • Regular customers included:
    • A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject
    • A little person named Kevin who told me “sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I’m feeling whimsical”
    • An actual group of Neo-Nazis
    • An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)
    • Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time
    • A Scottish landscaper who told us we “couldn’t prove he doesn’t know Simon Pegg”
  • I have more these are just off the top of my head
halleregina halleregina

I can’t believe I forgot

  • two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not
  • I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said “No, I’m not a socialist”.
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bluelightning42
writing-prompt-s

You have many of the abilities of a Disney princess. You can talk to animals, people burst into song around you, and it seems every other day a “Prince Charming” type falls madly in love with you. As one of the most feared mafia enforcers in New York, it’s tough, but you make it work.

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“How did you know?!” He squeals, on his knees and shaking.

Your finger tightens on the trigger.

“A little birdie told me.”

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